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09.06.2025 01:15
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
As measles spreads across the Americas, outbreaks in Mexico and Canada have also turned deadly - CNN
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
No way
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Aussie firms Soul Patts and Brickworks' $9 billion merger sends their shares rocketing - CNBC
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Big Cyberpunk 2077 Updates Were Thought To Be Done, But 2.3 Patch Launches Soon - GameSpot
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Do all armies have the same rank structure?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
What are some ways to drive women crazy while many men don't know?
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to