What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 05:02
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
From Russia With Love
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Live and Let Die
Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
You Only Live Twice
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-”Ah so!”
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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A View to a Kill
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.