What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 12:31

-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Dr No
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Octopussy
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Goldfinger
Why do I like to eat my own cum?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What's the most incredible coincidence that ever happened to you?
Live and Let Die
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
How can I get my ex-husband to love me again?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
-J W Pepper
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.