What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

What are the differences between fuzzy, intuitionistic, and paraconsistent logic? Which one is considered the most useful and why?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What is the reason behind the Russian government's negative view on foreign travel?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How can I fall asleep fast at night?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

Do you know a good lawyer joke?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What was the worst spanking you got growing up?

From Russia With Love

Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

-”She is very sexyful!”

Do married men like sucking dick?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What sexual experience did you have at a highway rest area?

Dr No

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How can a man clean his Soul?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.